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CYBERSPACE, July 28, 2007: Three blind elephants were discussing what humans look like. One said, “Let’s touch one and find out.” So the first elephant went over and touched the human. Then the second and third touched him.

The first elephant said, “Humans are flat.”

The second and third elephants said, “We agree.”

In unscientific testing, it has been found about 1 in 20 people don’t get this joke. If you’re one of them, just ask a friend for help.