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A miser, a devotee and a priest are all meeting together to discuss how they give money to the temple. The devotee says, “I draw a line, toss up some money in the air, and whatever lands on my side I keep, and what lands on the other side I give to the temple.” The priest says, “I draw a circle, and whatever money lands in the circle, God gets to keep.” The miser says, “I throw all the money up in the air, and God can keep whatever He catches.”